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11 Phrases MEN Use (a counterpoint to 9 Phrases Women Use)
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This is the counterpoint to "11 Phrases Women Use", created by Stan S. Lavky Productions.
Written by Barby & Michael Roche
directed, edited & music by
Michael Roche
Translations and Cast List below:
#1 ) What?
Translation:
This means "Oh crap, I've been caught - or
found out. Usually when a man is caught
doing something he shouldn't be, but
knows exactly what he's done.
# 2 )Which one do you like?
Translation:
A safety answer usually to avoid an
argument, usually a few hours before
an important event.
# 3 ) Did you make this yourself?
Translation:
A man is feeling out a woman before he
gives his opinion about something she has
made.
# 4 ) I'll call you.
Translation:
This could mean 3 months from now
until never.
# 5 ) Can you get me a beer?
Translation:
This is simple, it means "can you get me a
beer", but what he's forgetting to add is
"I see you have your hands full and are
really busy at the moment, but obviously
my watching television is much more
important than you taking care of the
house, so hey - could you get me a beer?"
# 6 ) I know exactly where we are.
Translation:
We are so lost.
# 7 ) There's only 2 minutes left
Translation:
If he's watching a sport, this could mean
anywhere from 25 minutes to half an hour.
Because with all the time-outs, commercials
and so on, two minutes in sports time
equals "five minutes in women time"
# 8) Mm Hmm or Uh-huh.
Translation:
This is the response a man gives when he
hasn't been paying attention when the
woman has been talking.
# 9 ): It's not as bad as it looks.
Translation
I am so screwed.
#10 ) "Burp"
Translation:
That was so good.
# 11 ) It's okay. I know what I'm doing.
Translation:
This means "You're right, I'm wrong, but
I'm not going to say I'm wrong because
of my pride. Please let me continue
on my path of destruction even further
until I am so lost in my cause that I have
no other solution but to seek out what
should have been done in the first place.
Cast:
Sean Camoni, Jim Fiorile, Mark Gornto,
Sandra Dee Guillen, Jeff Humble, Melody King,
Frankie Light, John McGrath, Joe Nevin, Huw Roberts,
Barby Roche, Dylan Roche, John Roche,
Mary Anne Roche, Michael Roche, Terry Roche,
Samantha Roche, Shane Roche, Brian Sload
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